The Darkest Timeline :(
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
We are the Star Wars Generation…
The ones who believed that anything was possible with the Force
Who believed a small band of rebels could bring down a mighty Empire
Who believed that it was never too late for redemption
Who watched a farmboy become the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy
Who watched a princess fall in love with a pirate
… and grew up to share the tale with the children of today.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
I love this - it’s awesome.And here is what Leia does, when you force her into a scanty outfit and choke-chain: she takes that chain, and she kills you with it. She doesn’t let her clothing get in her way or limit her more than she can help—she waits for her moment to strike, and then she conquers her would-be conqueror and saves the day.
And I was a little kid, not yet desensitized to violence […] Jabba’s death scene freaked the hell out of me. It wasn’t a clean blaster shot to the chest or a slice from a lightsaber that sent sparks flying or made you turn invisible. There were struggles, and flailing, and twitching limbs. The shots are close-ups, and very dark—it’s vicious, and vengeful, and physical, and very very personal.
So for me, wearing that gold bikini does not mean Here I am, a sexy toy for your amusement and gratification.
To me, that gold bikini says, If you fuck with me, I will end you.
Olivia Waite - Ellora’s Cave author, inquisitive mind, and hedonist-about-town (via veggiezombiex)
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Obi-Wan suddenly comprehended an unexpectedly profound truth.
The man he faced was everything Obi-Wan had devoted his life to destroying: Murderer. Traitor. Fallen Jedi. Lord of the Sith. And here, and now, despite it all…
Obi-Wan still loved him. ~ Revenge of the Sith Novelization
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Hee, cute!
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
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Agreed!!!
an anti ship wars ad; ship and let ship!
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!!!
LOVE IT.
EPIC WIN!!!!
THIS!!!!!!!! <3
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My friend Nicki wrote this - this is why she is awesome. How dare the city council try to shut down a guy who replaces shovel handles! Really - who else is going to fulfill this need? (Ok, I’m being semi-silly and semi-serious. It does seem kind of a random thing; a guy who replaces shovel handles, but at the same time the city council is being ridiculous. This guy isn’t hurting anyone and is a genuinely nice guy! Let him have his workshop and help the neighborhood! :)
In the small semi-rural town in which i live, there is a man. A man who does what no other man can do. A man who replaces shovel handles. This man is Mr White. Every day as I drive home, I pass this man’s home and this sign ^^. I love this sign. Its a landmark in the town. When my best friend…
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thedailywhat:
President of the Day: A brand new USA TODAY/Gallup Poll released today predicts that if the elections were held today, Rick Santorum — the presidential candidate who believes that pregnant rape victims should make the best of it, that free prenatal testing leads to more abortions, and that, contrary to the Constitution, the separation of church and state should not be absolute — would defeat President Obama by three percentage points.
Against Mitt Romney, Obama comes out even at 47% all.
Interestingly, both Obama and Romney are apparently being dragged down by the same thing: Universal health care.
“If they used Mitt Romney’s Massachusetts health care program as a guideline for the Obamacare thing, what’s the difference?” asks 37-year-old Sanford, NC resident Robert Hargrove.
Lynn West, a retired New Hampshire state education official who says the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act has been “fabulous” for her family, has a suggestion for Obama’s campaign on how to strengthen the president’s flagging numbers.
“If I had to fault President Obama or the people that help him put out his message, I think they need to be simpler,” says West. “A lot of times it’s the catch phrases that catch fire, like when he said, ‘Yes we can’ in the 2008 campaign. That’s why the term ‘Obamacare’ has worked — a simple phrase, and they’ve been able to put a negative connotation to it. In fact, they ought to be saying, ‘Obamacare! Let’s rejoice!’”
A silver lining, perhaps: According to the latest poll of battleground states conducted by Politico and George Washington University, Obama’s approval rating has increased by 5 percentage points to 53. Mitt Romney’s approval rating stands at 43, while Rick Santorum is in third place with 42.
[usatoday / politico / dailybeast.]
Come on, America. Come on.
Something is seriously, disturbingly wrong with approximately 153 415 514 people currently living within the borders of the United States. That number is terrifying! I wouldn’t even care: not my country, not my fight, but these people could potentially gain access to nuclear weapons. :\
This is the kind of thing that makes me me just 0_o. Seriously, WHY???](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02f9gCfBv1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
President of the Day: A brand new USA TODAY/Gallup Poll released today predicts that if the elections were held today, Rick Santorum — the presidential candidate who believes that pregnant rape victims should make the best of it, that free prenatal testing leads to more abortions, and that, contrary to the Constitution, the separation of church and state should not be absolute — would defeat President Obama by three percentage points.
Against Mitt Romney, Obama comes out even at 47% all.
Interestingly, both Obama and Romney are apparently being dragged down by the same thing: Universal health care.
“If they used Mitt Romney’s Massachusetts health care program as a guideline for the Obamacare thing, what’s the difference?” asks 37-year-old Sanford, NC resident Robert Hargrove.
Lynn West, a retired New Hampshire state education official who says the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act has been “fabulous” for her family, has a suggestion for Obama’s campaign on how to strengthen the president’s flagging numbers.
“If I had to fault President Obama or the people that help him put out his message, I think they need to be simpler,” says West. “A lot of times it’s the catch phrases that catch fire, like when he said, ‘Yes we can’ in the 2008 campaign. That’s why the term ‘Obamacare’ has worked — a simple phrase, and they’ve been able to put a negative connotation to it. In fact, they ought to be saying, ‘Obamacare! Let’s rejoice!’”
A silver lining, perhaps: According to the latest poll of battleground states conducted by Politico and George Washington University, Obama’s approval rating has increased by 5 percentage points to 53. Mitt Romney’s approval rating stands at 43, while Rick Santorum is in third place with 42.
[usatoday / politico / dailybeast.]
Come on, America. Come on.
Something is seriously, disturbingly wrong with approximately 153 415 514 people currently living within the borders of the United States. That number is terrifying! I wouldn’t even care: not my country, not my fight, but these people could potentially gain access to nuclear weapons. :\
This is the kind of thing that makes me me just 0_o. Seriously, WHY???
This made me laugh so hard - I wish this was a real moment in the movies.
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This says it all…
These are amazing.
Harry Potter for all situations!
OMG <3
important valentine art.
xoxoxoxo
high pitched squealing noises coming out of my face.
Awww
Possibly the best variation of Soft Kitty ever done.
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